Devastating Put-DownsAmorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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Inexplicably one night at local "youth club" pub they decide to stick a bouncer on the doorBeing 17, but therefore some of the more mature regulars, a group of us get to the door only to be stopped in our tracks by gorilla-proportioned man nonchalantly raising his paw much to the amusement of the all too young crowd inside. "Got any ID?" without batting eyelid I replied "Got any IQ?"
Now admittedly not the best formed sentence of my life, but it was more the reactionary scratch of head and "OK, in you go" that made it funny.
They didn't have a bouncer the next week or ever again to my knowledge.
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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 18:00,
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