This one was a while back, here in Edin
Bunch of drunk posh girls from Napier hockey club or somesuch, fussing and ranting at the doorman because they weren't allowed into the Edinburgh uni clubnight (for that they were too drunk.)

My friends who were behind them in the queue and had been listening to this bollocks for ages flash their (similar-looking) student cards are let through; posh girl #1 points rudely and demands 'Why are you letting them in? What have they got that we haven't?'

My friend looked at her and said 'UCAS points?'
(jennymnemonic, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 18:10, 20 replies)

There is an annual "sports day" (piss up)
Between every chem eng department in the UK. Back in the mists of time (1995 or 1996 I think) it was in Loughborough and we all headed off there. Nottingham Uni turned up with the immortal green Tshirts with, on the front "I applied to Loughborough" and on the back "But I got the grades for Nottingham"

Oh, how we laughed. And then fell over.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 18:26, closed)

lazy typing is what
I didn't go to Edinburgh uni. Though I do live in Bruntsfield*, so I suppose I am posh. Aye right pal.

*in a crumbling rented shareflat that is currently rattling in the gale
(jennymnemonic, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 18:44, closed)

4 people from t'burgh on B3ta.
How many of you are just Glaswegians trying to upgrade?
(chuckle_h0und You furnish the pictures, I'll furnish the war, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 22:15, closed)