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Amorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)

(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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Chum of mine...
He was talking a whole lot of rubbish one fine day; I seem to recall he was acting smugly, mainly as he'd managed to get an answer to a particularly tricksy question and he was generally being a bit of an arse and, gloatingly, he expulsed that "There's no flies on me!"

I responded, quicker than ever I had before, "That's surprising considering you're such a big sack of shit..."
(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 19:23, Reply)

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