Devastating Put-DownsAmorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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A stranger came into my local one eveningOdd chap, late 40's with a heavy wood walking stick, long hair, beard and a wearing a Homburg.
I found everything about this fella amusing. He must have caught me casting glances at him one time too many, when 4 or 5 pints into the evening he stood up and shouted "I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS", stomped over to me and waving his stick in my face bellowed "I'M GOING TO TURN YOU INTO WOMAN"
Stopped me in my tracks.
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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 19:33,
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Coffee on the laptop screen.....QOTW is getting quite awful, I sometimes wonder why I still bother to read it.
THIS right here is why I still read it. Every so often a post will elicit an honest to god ROFFLE from me, as this one did.
Post full of win?? I hope so, I really do.
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user_names_suck, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 13:57,
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