Devastating Put-DownsAmorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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Arguing about films with my very right-on feminist sisterBaiting her mercilessly as always;
"All films should have women with huge tits" I suggested "and lasers and spaceships, but most of all gorgeous women with large breasts"
"You're such a moron" she sputtered "you wouldn't know a serious film director if he kicked you in the crotch"
"I would too" I replied "I'm very edumacated me!"
"Oh yeah? Name ONE decent director, a SINGLE ONE who can make a film without using stereotypical male fantasies of women who are nothing more than a carriage for large mammaries????"
"Awesome Swells" quoth I and my poor sis had to sit there red faced and fuming while the family guffawed.
I love my sis
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simbosan Hello you cunt, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 20:35,
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Anyone who uses the phrase "quoth I" needs to be tortured to death.(
Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 15:19,
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