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Amorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)

(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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three
"Go suck your mum" - from Attack the Block had me in giggles, (mind you so did the whole film).

"You touch your mum" - was a put down to a heckle I heard at some comedy club a decade or so ago.

"You sound like you did not get enough breast milk as a child" is something I use online against the inevitable nerd rage wankers that are out there. Followed by typing "Bitty?" to everything else said thereafter. Childish - Yes.
(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 20:57, 10 replies)
so 2 terrible mum jokes,
And ripping off a terrible tv show?
(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 21:34, closed)
so 3 stories and 127 replies
on question of the week
6854 messages on the talk board

sounds like you did not get enough breast milk as a baby, fuck knows your needy enough
(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 23:54, closed)
i can't bring myself to click your profile.

(, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 14:10, closed)
Ahaha because he uses /talk more than QOTW
and HE'S the underdeveloped one
(, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 14:45, closed)
well I don't personally
know if he is "underdeveloped" - it is highly likely his length, width and girth are all fine, (unless there is something you know that I don't).

Trolling about posting crappy replies without bothering to contribute anything of worth is to my vastly morally and intellectually superior persona a bit sad. That and the fact he sucks his mum off does not lend itself to being a useful individual.

I'm only fucking about btw
(, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 18:26, closed)
i contribute to a different part of the site.
Hope this is ok for you. I can stop if it makes you uncomfortable.
(, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 22:07, closed)
It is ok with me for now
however I will let you know when it is not. But hey thanks for asking, it is greatly appreciated and your politeness is quite refreshing.
(, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 1:09, closed)
A bit "mum" heavy this one.
You sure the joke's not on you?
Bitty?
(, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 7:32, closed)
leave my subconsious alone you !
its my lunch time and my mummy has her strapless on
(, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 13:28, closed)


(, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 14:21, closed)

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