three
"Go suck your mum" - from Attack the Block had me in giggles, (mind you so did the whole film).

"You touch your mum" - was a put down to a heckle I heard at some comedy club a decade or so ago.

"You sound like you did not get enough breast milk as a child" is something I use online against the inevitable nerd rage wankers that are out there. Followed by typing "Bitty?" to everything else said thereafter. Childish - Yes.
( sutit only the crumbliest, flakiest posts, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 20:57, 10 replies)

so 2 terrible mum jokes,
And ripping off a terrible tv show?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 21:34, closed)

so 3 stories and 127 replies
on question of the week
6854 messages on the talk board

sounds like you did not get enough breast milk as a baby, fuck knows your needy enough
( sutit only the crumbliest, flakiest posts, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 23:54, closed)

i can't bring myself to click your profile.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Nov 2011, 14:10, closed)

Ahaha because he uses /talk more than QOTW
and HE'S the underdeveloped one
( Frisbee OG wanker, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 14:45, closed)

well I don't personally
know if he is "underdeveloped" - it is highly likely his length, width and girth are all fine, (unless there is something you know that I don't).

Trolling about posting crappy replies without bothering to contribute anything of worth is to my vastly morally and intellectually superior persona a bit sad. That and the fact he sucks his mum off does not lend itself to being a useful individual.

I'm only fucking about btw
( sutit only the crumbliest, flakiest posts, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 18:26, closed)

i contribute to a different part of the site.
Hope this is ok for you. I can stop if it makes you uncomfortable.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Nov 2011, 22:07, closed)

It is ok with me for now
however I will let you know when it is not. But hey thanks for asking, it is greatly appreciated and your politeness is quite refreshing.
( sutit only the crumbliest, flakiest posts, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 1:09, closed)

A bit "mum" heavy this one.
You sure the joke's not on you?
Bitty?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 25 Nov 2011, 7:32, closed)

leave my subconsious alone you !
its my lunch time and my mummy has her strapless on
( sutit only the crumbliest, flakiest posts, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 13:28, closed)

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 14:21, closed)