Devastating Put-DownsAmorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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"Here bro, where's that tenner you owe me?""You wot?" mugged my brother.
"That ten quid for the bet you just lost"
"Wotchoo on abaht?" he said, turning to me and giving me a full-on Thames Estuary leer. At this point the two other blokes at the bar, and the barmaid, were looking on to see where this going.
"I told you," I said, pointing at the current news item on the pub's TV, "that the Spice Girls would get back together before your ex-wife's legs would."
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 21:27,
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So your story isThat you and your bruvver are uneducated gits and his ex-wife is a trollop?
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