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Amorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)

(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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Coming to a cashier's defence
I find myself in line behind a customer who had been as abusive to the cashier as he could without actually winding up in jail, so as he turned to leave I stepped up and told her:
"Two is SUCH a hard age"

He lost what was left of his control, knocked over a display as he turned to sputter at me but:
"YOU - - - STUPID!"
Was all he could get out before marching off.
(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 22:33, 1 reply)
i shall remember this one :)
(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 22:38, closed)

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