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Amorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)

(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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not exactly devastating..
..but I found chucklesome.
I used to work for a telecom company (a british one) in the very busy faults department for a (really shite) product called home highway. There was an older guy named Tom (he was a very laid back, dry type of fellow)
.. one rather busy afternoon Tom stands up, slams the phone down and proclaims in a rather loud voice, before making his exit:
"How can I soar like an eagle, when I'm surrounded by turkeys!!"
(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 22:50, 1 reply)
Yeah, but turkeys don't get sucked into jet engines.

(, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 10:26, closed)

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