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Amorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)

(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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A rather sturdy female friend of mine...
... had "fat cow" shouted at her by some council house reprobate whilst walking down the street.

She stopped, sighed, and said "Your mum's a slag, and you've got no dad."

At which point to her amazement (and amusement) the little fucker started blubbing.
(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 23:08, 1 reply)
Course!

(, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 3:36, closed)

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