I know it's a twist on an old joke, but it was very fitting at the time...
A couple of friends and I were exchanging barbs at the expense of some wannabe goth scene kiddie and his equally emblackened girlfriend. The guy couldn't take our snickering anymore and raised his voice.

"What are YOU looking at?"

I couldn't resist
"I once got really shitfaced in Baltimore and fucked a raven. I thought you might be my kid."
(thanatos, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 3:05, 8 replies)

I fucked a bird from Baltimore.
Do I win clap medicine?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 3:29, closed)

So your story is
"Me and my mates picked on a young kid."
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 5:58, closed)

I got more -
"I am into bestiality and have no understanding of genetics whatsoever."
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 25 Nov 2011, 7:16, closed)

You are mistaken
I thought the taunting and snickering showed a level of comic genius. First you snicker, then you swear at him - subtle and nuanced, obviously the work of a master. Wonderful insight into his personality.
(justin(e), Fri 25 Nov 2011, 15:19, closed)

It's a kindness
Goths like being picked on. It's the whole point, really.
(ubergeekian, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 9:30, closed)

nahh.
..ringofyre was closest.
(thanatos, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 5:34, closed)

b3ta.com/questions/drunkparents/post1102181
( Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 9:53, closed)

Dad?!

( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 19:25, closed)