Mate of mine VERY stupidly had his do the night before the big day.
He had to borrow some clothes & money so he could ring his missus from Kalgoorlie (several hundred kilometers from the church).
Amazing the fucking insanely stupid ideas a bunch of pissed blokes can conjure up!
EDIT: I flatly refused to have any part in such shenanigans but had warned said mate that having your stag-do the night before you got married was a Really Fucking Stupid Idea.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 25 Nov 2011, 7:30, 3 replies)

Interesting side bar to this story.....
....we went to the races, me still in drag, and I won 2k on the GG's. I bought everyone a bottle of champers and we all sat on the steps drinking it from the bottle. I had to stuff all the notes in my handbag and two high class pozzers tried to rob me.
( The only Dave is pushing things forward, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 8:51, closed)

A mate of mine is a firefighter
So, naturally, on his stag we handcuffed him, in his boxers, to a railing in the centre of town, before calling the fire brigade. Then hid around the corner to watch the fun as his station mates turned up...
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 9:03, closed)

Even if you don't end up chained to an orangutan in the mail carriage on the night-train to Mallaig
it's still horrible having to get married with a stinking hangover.
(richardm, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 9:43, closed)

That was no orang-utan, that was my ex-wife you bastard
Etc.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 25 Nov 2011, 15:32, closed)