Devastating Put-DownsAmorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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On the farm.A lorry driver turns up to deliver some cement and my mate, the farmer, greeted him and showed him up through the yard to where the concrete was to be poured.
He mucked in along with a worker on the farm to get it all poured.
The lorry driver must have assumed the farmer was also just a worker as he passed comment on the yard.
Driver: Look at the state of this place. Bit of a bloody mess isn't it eh lads?
Mate: Hmmm, do you own a farm?
Driver: No.
Mate: Well shut the fuck up then.
(, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 8:54, Reply)
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