Devastating Put-DownsAmorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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Two as reported in the Herald diaryFirst, a German tourist sees a wee Glesca wumman skelping her wean's lug in Central Station.
German tourist: In Chermany ve do not beat children.
Glasgow wumman: Is that right hen? Well, in Partick we don't gas Jews.
Next, a reported exchange at a Daily Record staff meeting when Robert Maxwell owned it.
Heckler: Nazi!
Robert Maxwell: How can you say that, when my parents died in the concentration camps?
respectful pause
Heckler: I bet you shoapped them, ya bastard.
(, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 9:28, Reply)
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