Devastating Put-DownsAmorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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A pile of my friends and family went over to Las Vegas to watch me getting hitched to the now Mrs Airman GabberOn a packed monorail between the Luxor and Excalibur hotel in Las Vegas, one of our mates inadvisably whispered something mildly insulting to Ginge, my Best man. Barely a moment passed before Ginge turned round to face my mate and in a voice that could clearly be heard by everyone asked,"So, Phil. Has that rash cleared up yet?"
The rest of us totally lost it for about 5 minutes as a space opened up around a beetroot red Phil.
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Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 10:30,
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