Devastating Put-DownsAmorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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A pea about getting chatted up as part of a ladette wind-up.There was a gaggle of loutish girls at the bar and I sensed that they were trouble. There was a lot of giggling amongst the group and one of them approached me.
She wasn't nice at all, she had a massive nose, so big in fact that she could've smoked a cigar in the shower and not get it wet.
Her opening line was, "Do I know you? You look like someone off the telly." followed by a glance back towards her mates with a smile.
My reply was "No, but you look like someone off the telly."
"Who?"
"Cyril Sneer. Bye."
(, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 11:00, 1 reply)
I loved this story the first and I still love it now. I crave the day when i can use this!
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