Devastating Put-DownsAmorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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My favourite sledging comes from Viv RichardsA young bowler was bowling to Viv Richards in a county game. Viv missed an out swinger, and the bowler said, “Come on Viv, it’s red, round and weighs about 5 1/2 ounces.”
Next ball Viv hits Greg out of the ground and replies, “You know what it looks like, you fucking get it!”
Paraphrased, as I can't remember it properly
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 11:38,
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