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Amorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)

(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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Since there are a few seminar stories on here...
A guy in my UG class did a 10 minute presentation on an aesthetic theory (Barthes, if you're interested.) He decided to use, as an example, a painting of a cow compared to the 'real' cow. Being an UG, he was struggling slightly to define why the 'real' cow was better aesthetically, and ended up with a presentation which was basically talking about how beautiful cows are.

Questions? Only one, from the professor: "I assume you know this cow personally. Can I have her number?"
(, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 12:28, Reply)

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