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Amorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)

(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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I've never understood this mindset.
"I'm parking illegally, but when I get a ticket I'm going to moan my tiny penis off about it".

Doesn't matter how long you're there, it's still parking illegally, sure, I do it, but I wouldn't whinge about it if I got caught.
(, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 15:38, 3 replies)
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If you do the crime, you must be capable of MTFU when you get caught.
(, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 15:56, closed)
Unlawfully
Not illegally. It's not a criminal offence.
(, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 18:20, closed)
this
I park outside the pie shop on the way to work all the time. if I get a ticket it's my own fault and I'm still up on the deal.
(, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 18:00, closed)

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