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Amorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)

(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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Pantomime Hecklers
I went to a matinee of Cinderella with my family last year. All the cast were very professional apart from one, the father character, who had obviously started drinking up the good cheer early.

Came the inevitable scene with the creepy monster chasing off the person at the back of the line. The first person to be chased off was the father.

BUTTONS: Oh no! Kids, where did he go?
EVERY ADULT IN THE AUDIENCE: Pub!
(, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 15:45, Reply)

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