Devastating Put-DownsAmorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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Building site banter!Back when I was a student in Ireland, I worked on the roads and building sites during my summers. One day I was helping sort a pipe, down a hole in the middle of a road, with a workmate. When miss snobby bitch from no-where took it upon herself to have a go at us for her being late getting to her office. She turned and was about to return to her car, when my mate says, "Fuck off ya bitch". She turned and marched right back and said, "Would you be brave enough to say that to my FACE!?!" To which he calmly said, "I would if I could tell the difference between your arse and your face!"
She didn't know what to say back to him as he smiled at her.
Kept us giggling all day!
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Q4nobody, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 16:20,
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