Devastating Put-DownsAmorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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At work a few years back, one of the girls was going around with mistletoe,being Xmas everyone was obliged to pucker up.
My colleague was asked "would you kiss me under the mistletoe?"
He responded with "I wouldn't kiss you under general anaesthetic."
Harsh but quick. Never did say where he got it from cos we don't believe he made it up on the spot.
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NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 18:59,
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classicI must file that one away - not that I get offered the chance, but you never know. Click.
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