Devastating Put-DownsAmorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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Mainly accidental.A friend invited me to his local for a drink. A god awful place with bouncers in blue t-shirts with SECURITY printed on them in yellow letters.
0.3 seconds after 'time', the lights came on and these wankers started marching around the place grabbing unfinished drinks out of people's hands belowing at them to get out.
A particularly overweight one lumbered over to our table, took breath to start issueing our marching orders when I found myself saying;
"Nice tits mate!....oh hang on ...no..I didn't mean it like that...I thought you were a bloke...erm...sorry"
Whoops.
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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Fri 25 Nov 2011, 19:06,
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