Devastating Put-DownsAmorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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nope. I'm not 'man' enough.although I have bigger balls than you.
(, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 4:11, 1 reply)
I'm sure you've scoured the internet for pictures of men's ballsBut I assure you, mine aren't on there. You must be mistaking me for someone else. Maybe it's a child from your vast collection, if it's got small balls?
Or are you just a saggy-breasted old hag that only gets kicks from imagining the crap she posts is either witty or cutting? Hmmm....
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or are you just completely clueless?(hint - YES)
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No ,I think I'm pretty close there.You're quick to self-congratulate yourself, have erratic mood swings, are abusive and have admitted to attempt to wind me up. You've even sent me personal messages which goes to show you're probably a little bit more obsessed with me than you'd like to admit.
And I'm still laughing in your angry little face.
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MOOD SWINGS?ONLINE?
You take yourself pretty fucking seriously, don't you?
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At least I canYou'll always be a joke.
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sayeth the chap with the cock on the side of his shed.(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:27, closed)
Instead of you, someone that is always acting like one.(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:36, closed)
You're biased, though.You view the world through cock-coloured lens.
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Only youThink of cocks as a colour. Play a big part in your life, do they?
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