Devastating Put-DownsAmorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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Easily confusedI was out for a friends birthday and there was a chap there I'd never met before. He was dull as hell and was the type of person who thought that turning everything you said back into a question at you made him look clever.
It didn't, it made him look like a dick.
Anyway, here's where I totally gave up with him.
Him: How are you doing
Me: Fair to middling
Him: Is that just a standard response from you?
Me: (starting to think he has a brain) Yes it is.
Him: Why do you say that then?
Me: To confuse idiots
Him: What do you mean by that.
I walked away with my moral triumph and ignored him for the rest of the night
(, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 9:13, Reply)
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