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Amorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)

(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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Maybe I'm reading it wrong, but... doesn't that make your mum sound like a bit of a slag then?
(, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 17:14, 1 reply)
The key is "step-dad"
Not any random bloke, but her partner for almost 30 years already, ever since my parents' divorce. I used that anecdote to introduce them during my wedding reception.

Not being our biological father, he was the only one certain. Every other father around had to trust his wife's word...
(, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 17:23, closed)

No no, I got that bit - It just sounded like your step-dad was certain of his non-relation to you, but that any of the other men present could well have been your father.
(, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 18:21, closed)
Nope
don't see your point...

@OP - love the post:)
(, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:42, closed)
That's the way I read it too.

(, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 7:39, closed)
Me too.

(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:54, closed)

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