Devastating Put-DownsAmorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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A three year old takes my Dad outI was at a family gathering last year, an 80th birthday party. I was on the living room floor, teaching a three year old how to play dominoes. The little fella beat me, as it happens, but that's not the punchline.
Just as we finished, he got up immediately in front of my Dad, who was sat down on the sofa.
"Yooooou've got a BIG NOSE!!!" said the kid, pointing at my Dad, causing everyone in the room to crease. Well, other than my Dad that is. He was less impressed.
The little kid was only telling the truth, my Dad does have a truly extraordinary snoz. It's like a golf ball.
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Parmesan Quality b4 Quantity, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 1:00,
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