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Amorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)

(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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Comic Book Guy FTW
A friend of mine figured he would rake in cash by selling a stack of old comics a foot high.

He took them not the comic shop, where the owner offered him $20 for the lot.

That's it? My friend huffed and puffed, and snatched his comic books back. He was at the door when he thought of another angle.

"I've got a bunch of old Playboys and Penthouses in my basement," he said hopefully.

"I'm sure you do." said comic guy.

He slunk away.
(, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 4:24, 1 reply)
nerd burns
are the worst
(, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 8:10, closed)

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