Devastating Put-DownsAmorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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I overheard this gem at an organic wankfest farmer's market in grim north londonA man had parked his white van halfway across the entrance to a farmer's market while his mate unloaded furniture into a nearby office.
The van and its occupants were getting a fair amount of passive aggressive looks and mutterings from the well-healed customers queuing up to buy Himalayan yak cheese (to go with the Peruvian badger honey of course).
Finally one of the stall owners, a tiny woman straight from 'Keeping up Appearances' waddled up to van, scowled up at its pie-stuffing, Sun-reading, tattooed-knuckle driver and in her most patronising voice said:
'Look here..............I'm not happy.'
To which he shot back, 'Oh yeah? well which one are you?'
(, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 11:57, 3 replies)
Grumpy obviously!(, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 12:03, closed)
Didn't happen.(, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 13:20, closed)
This is making the Internet again?Wasn't funny the first few rounds.
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:44, closed)
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