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Amorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)

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One night outside the Off License...
Little chav: 'Oi mate, gets us some fags!'
Me: 'How old are you?'
LC: '16 innit'
Me: 'Fucking buy them yourself then you lazy shit!'

Kids these days, eh?!
(Mr Fudge It shouldn't be illegal to have sex with an eagle, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 8:49, 3 replies)
Devastating

(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 8:51, closed)
Good point - it was a bit weak in hindsight
It sounded better in my head...
(Mr Fudge It shouldn't be illegal to have sex with an eagle, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 10:26, closed)
18 or over these days, grandad.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 9:16, closed)

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