I know you
I'm helping a female friend move house, and we'd struggled for some time to get a large wooden cupboard into the back of the van. Finally we'd managed it, and paused for a moment, standing in the van next to the cupboard, to get our breath back.

Now I have long hair and a beard; at the time the hair was blonde (unlike the dingy grey it is now!) and it was not tied up in any way. This is relevant, because at that moment a guy walks around the corner, clocks us, and with divine inspiration blurts out

"Fuck me, it's the lion, the witch and the wardrobe!"

It's only a put-down because he called her a witch, but impressively witty nonetheless
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:47, 1 reply)

Now that
is class.

Well deserved click.
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 17:19, closed)