Devastating Put-DownsAmorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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A young lad fresh out of University gets his first job,he turns up on his first day and his new boss puts a sweeping brush in his hand and tells him to sweep the floor. Incredulous, he protests, "sweep the floor? Are you kidding me? I've got a degree from Oxbridge don't you know!"
"Oh I'm sorry," apologises the boss, taking the sweeping brush back. "You do it like this," he says, demonstrating a sweeping action.
It was hilarious and everybody laughed at all Oxbridge graduates forever.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:48,
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^TRUFAX^100% TRUFAX
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 15:19,
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