Devastating Put-DownsAmorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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Couple of weeks ago at a pub quiz...Question: "What part of the human body doesn't grow from birth?"
One team conferring loudly: "Well in your case James..."
(Please note, it's actually the eyeballs)
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prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 15:04,
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which is why as humans we tend to fancy people with nice/large eyesBecause larger eyes = younger
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 15:12,
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And they make your cock look biggerOh, wait, that's hands.
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Not trueThey do grow, but a lot less than other parts. It's a common myth that they stay the same size, and it's true that they are proportionately larger in babies. But they do grow. So ner.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 15:18,
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bits that really dont grow...are the ossicles in the ear - the hammer, anvil and stirrup.
/pedant
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my first post in, oooh, years...so there
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