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Amorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)

(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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This is WELL fucking meta. Or - get this - m3ta. I know, right?
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1449569
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 17:20, 17 replies)
I want this to win.
It won't, but I want it to.
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 17:22, closed)
I've never won QOTW, scarpe
It's just as well that I don't care.
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 17:24, closed)
I have
It's like being voted best dancer at the Paralympic final night party.
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 17:26, closed)
Ironically, I would fucking walk that

(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 17:30, closed)
There are few things in life sweeter than moonwalking past a wheelchair.

(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 19:53, closed)
NOT UPSET
www.b3ta.com/questions/putdowns/post1445345
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 17:27, closed)
and
www.b3ta.com/questions/putdowns/post1445670
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:58, closed)
When those two have sex
it's going to be fucking seismic
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:10, closed)
^What Bitchtits said^

(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:44, closed)


(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 17:22, closed)
Wow, this is getting so deep,
it's like Inception, or something.
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 19:39, closed)

www.b3ta.com/talk/1055060
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 19:49, closed)
2005 motherfucker

(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 19:49, closed)
I miss me, too.
You'll never see the likes of me, again.
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 8:13, closed)
Sad days, bro. Sad sad days.

(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:26, closed)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6794866
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 19:48, closed)
Impressive memory
I can't remember what I had for breakfast, let alone why I typed on the interwebbies when the interweb was in nappies.
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:58, closed)

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