
Amorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)
( , Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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Ben Franklin was a little stout later in life and it was said that in Paris a young woman, tapping him on his protruding abdomen, said...
Young Woman: Dr. Franklin, if this were on a woman, we'd know what to think.
Ben Franklin: Half an hour ago, Mademoiselle, it was on a woman, and now what do you think?
( , Mon 28 Nov 2011, 20:18, Reply)
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