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Amorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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If I had been
standing next to a convertible car, with a hosepipe, being abused by it's owner . . . I'd have had a hard job resisting the temptation to fill the fucking thing with water.
(username failed moderation, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:06, 3 replies)
Brilliant!
Jesus, that made me laugh!
(I helped save b3ta! Ken Oath, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:08, closed)
This.
Is exactly what I was thinking.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:41, closed)
She is just frustrated because she has to drive a 206
its not her fault that she is a dick
(dontmesswithmytoottoot, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 11:23, closed)
True.
It just doesn't have the same panache as the Honda Accord, and she aint no super model.
(I helped save b3ta! Ken Oath, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:18, closed)
What?
The car, or the neighbour?
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:56, closed)
More Brilliance!
That made me laugh too...a hosepipe up the bum would've changed the tone of the conversation.
(I helped save b3ta! Ken Oath, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:34, closed)

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