Devastating Put-DownsAmorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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After a works party I found myself waking up, urinating on the legs of a colleague who was sleeping in the room next door...Not something to be proud about but I was very very drunk and in an unfamiliar house and had sleepwalked.
The following Monday my colleague was, as expected, planning to humiliate me as much as possible about the whole experience.
At his first opportunity he announced to the office about how shocked he was to wake up to me pissing over him.
My only form of defense was offence so I replied,"Not as fucking shocked as I was when I woke up and found him wanking as I did it."
Didn't stop them taking the piss out of me but it shut him up for a while.
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Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:16,
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But he wasn't wanking was he.That just makes you a liar. Worse still a liar who defames someone else to cover your own shameful act.
Have I voted for you in the past?
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