Devastating Put-DownsAmorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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Not mine, but my dad'sBack in the early 80's my dad fell out with his business partner and much bad stuff happened. He's quite proud of the time he and his partner were having a heated discussion in which he called my dad a bastard. Technically, this was true for the first 4 years of his life, then my grandparents got married (back in 1948 when these kind of things were frowned upon). My dad's reply?
"I may be by accident of birth- but you, Gordon, are a self made man".
The guy was such an arse- rubbed lots of people up the wrong way, screwed over several former employees, and left his wife and daughter to live with someone in America. I wouldn't be surprised if someone had shot him by now.
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I would like to meetthe time-travelling registrar.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:41,
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Worst Dr Who episode ever(, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 10:03, closed)
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