Devastating Put-DownsAmorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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My Dad came out with a belter years agoSome really rough people moved into the house next to us when I was a kid, the two brothers and one sister were always harassing us and jumping over our wall to generally act like wee dicks. One day, the oldest brother and by far the smelliest and most erroneous of the lot was being a particular pain; waving sticks about and chucking stones.
My Dad came out the house and lost it, giving him a first class bollocking and chasing him back over the wall.
He, of course went crying to his mum, complaining that my Dad was shouting at him. His Mum then came out to confront my Dad, "You're always shouting at my boy; he's got Eczema now because of you shouting at him all the time"
My Dad, quick as a flash replies "Is that why you don't wash him then?"
Hilarious I thought.
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:11, Reply)
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