Devastating Put-DownsAmorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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My mate Chris had just completed his passing out Parade in the army...I love him to bits, I really do, & I was immensely proud of him to boot. He'd gone through alot of shit to get to where he was, & mid way through basic training, his mum had suffered a stroke. Undeterred, he battled on.
We'd gone all the way down to Cambridge to see his proud moment, & the 1st thing I said to him when he walked in to the room with all his beaming family & friends waiting for him?
"Your mum hates you so much, she had a stroke just so she didn't have to come to this pile of shit"!
We did laugh...
(, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 1:38, Reply)
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