Devastating Put-DownsAmorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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Not so much a put-down, as a send-down...In the hospital corridor a few minutes ago, a couple of young lads approached me.
"S'cuse me mate" said one of them, "Where's fingy?"
After more seconds than was comfortable of staring blankly at him wondering what to say he continued "Children's hospital?"
So I sent him straight down to the Children's hospital. That put him in his place, I can tell you!
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