Devastating Put-Downs
Amorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
Recent quote I can't be arsed to look up and attribute:
"Harry Potter is about confronting fears, finding inner strength and doing what is right in the face of adversity...Twilight is about how important it is to have a boyfriend."
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moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:52,
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I like this
and as it stands unattributed, I claim it as my own
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:56,
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Stephen King, I believe.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:16,
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You're just jealous,
because
you don't have a boyfriend.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 17:07,
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i hear its really important to have a boyfriend
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 18:57,
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Stephen King lols.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:46,
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