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Amorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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Oh god that old chestnut.
I was listening to one of those twats in the Occupy St Paul's on the radio the other day - they came out with "There's no I in 'Occupy'".

For fuck's sake - the cunt.

The interviewer had the good manners to laugh openly in her face.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:55, 2 replies)
There bloody well is in some of the badly spelt signs they have there.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 17:10, closed)
And
there is a cup in Occupy. So fuck them.
(username failed moderation, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 17:14, closed)
As in
"a nice hot cup of STFU"
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 17:22, closed)
Also, importantly, there is a 'Y' in 'Occupy'

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 17:26, closed)
and a pie
I like pie
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 17:28, closed)

I like pi, too
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 17:29, closed)

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