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Amorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)

(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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Recently at work.
A colleague at work was trying to be motivating...
"Remember, there's no "I" in team"

"No, but there's a "U" in cunt."
(, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:53, 13 replies)
Not bad.
But anyway, there is a 'me' in team, so he should have been violently killed.
(, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:55, closed)
Oh god that old chestnut.
I was listening to one of those twats in the Occupy St Paul's on the radio the other day - they came out with "There's no I in 'Occupy'".

For fuck's sake - the cunt.

The interviewer had the good manners to laugh openly in her face.
(, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:55, closed)
There bloody well is in some of the badly spelt signs they have there.

(, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 17:10, closed)
And
there is a cup in Occupy. So fuck them.
(, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 17:14, closed)
As in
"a nice hot cup of STFU"
(, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 17:22, closed)
Also, importantly, there is a 'Y' in 'Occupy'

(, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 17:26, closed)
and a pie
I like pie
(, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 17:28, closed)

I like pi, too
(, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 17:29, closed)
But there is an i in team


lol
(, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 17:37, closed)
Good one.

(, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 17:41, closed)

There is no i in liar
(, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 18:29, closed)

It happened. I first heard it years ago and have only recently been able to use it myself. Don't claim to have come up with it though.
(, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 18:47, closed)

Sorry, wasnt calling you a liar - just adding to the list of 'there is no xyz in...'.
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 11:11, closed)

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