Devastating Put-DownsAmorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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I tend to ask them to hold whilst I get PC switched on,
then carry on making excuses why it's taking so long.
e.g. Laptop battery flat, going to get cable..
Not working..
Will try PC..
Not working..
Oh hang on, I'll try my wife's laptop..
And repeat
(Whilst watching Tv, playing with the dog etc.)
Usually manage to get the supervisor in on the fun as well.
Something about being accused of wasting *their* time amuses me..
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