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Confess. Female b3tans may need to improvise.

(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:13)
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Spending far too long...
...trying to see if I could get it into my own mouth. Being very flexible when I was a young lad (and hung like a shire horse, obviously), I did just about manage to get the end in with a bit of effort.

To be honest, it's not worth it anyway. Sucking yourself off is a bit like tickling yourself - doesn't really work, especially because it's quite uncomfortable when you have to prop yourself up against the bedroom wall upside down.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:22, 7 replies)
because you've got a dick in your mouth, surely?
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:29, closed)
it's not like it's someone else's
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:43, closed)
second this
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:41, closed)

Sounds like you just need some practice. ;)
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:07, closed)
Not likely
I wouldn't have a hope of attempting it these days. Too much beer and too little exercise to keep me supple.

It takes peak physical condition to manage to manouevre your own knob into your mouth.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:41, closed)

Not really. You just need to be skinny and flexible.

Good motivation to lose weight, perhaps?

Imagine giving that as your reason to lose weight at a Weightwatcher's meeting!
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:42, closed)
Better go for jog then
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 11:37, closed)

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