Fleshlights
It feels like a real woman*

*If you're into fucking an anorexic, quadriplegic mute midget who queefs constantly.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:43, 4 replies)

Cheers
I'll strike that from my Christmas list then. Sorry Gran, you'll have to think of something yourself.
(Rsoles, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:04, closed)

I dunno
They're not that bad to be honest.

Yes they suck up lube like a cheerleader sucks up the football squad after a game but they're still useful at times.

Still, t'is better than doing it manually sometimes.
(Helo, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:52, closed)

this
made me lol *click*
(kebabking - salad and garlic mayo pls, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:14, closed)

Better than nothing
IMHO
(RVD420 has his world coming down on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:43, closed)