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The thing I've been most ashamed of doing with a penisConfess. Female b3tans may need to improvise.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:13)
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Slicing it...While practicing some distinctly not safe sex, I trod on my partners penis and took a slice out of it with the edge of my heels. Did the scrotum too...
Turns out, both of these body parts are gushers when they bleed... truly impressive, and I'm glad I wasn't the one who had to clean up after it. Suprisingly we're still together.
Length and girth? Well really quite impressive actuallly
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:01, 2 replies)
Sweet Zombie Jesus!That's made my plums ache just reading it.
*checks under desk*
Ah! It's actually the polonium under the desk that's making them ache. Carry on dancing!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:43, closed)
I started hyperventilating just reading thatI'm not sure if I'm terrified or turned on. I'll get back to you on that.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 23:39, closed)
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