if you read the question carefully though
you'll see it says with 'a' penis. not 'your' penis. think about it.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:31, 1 reply)

As I just said on Off topic
You're right, but we only really have two options:

a) I shagged one
b) I sucked one

Doesn't leave much room to contribute does it mate?
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:35, closed)

Hmmm...
Ask John Wayne Bobbit's ex-wife. She has an interesting story about something she did with a penis.
( betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:41, closed)

Oh
I'll do that later then and write about it!
:D
Wish me luck!
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:44, closed)

Good luck
But stay away from my house. There's little enough there to begin with ;)
( betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:47, closed)

what about
c) tasted my arse on one

?



but in fairness i suppose that would be covered by option 'a'. i see you're point.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:11, closed)